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TKOG Who punches a dude

Posted in bad behavior, guys, may or may not be that kind of girl, movie cliches, public transportation, social interactions, tagged angry commuter, boston T, good thing this happened before my boxing class, i forget why i punched muscles that one time but he had it coming (probably), public transportation, punchin' a dude on February 2, 2010 | 33 Comments »

NTKOG #103: The kind of ‘roided-out angerball who, when life gives her lemons, punches a fruit vendor in his big ugly face.

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TKOG Who micromanages your mucous

Posted in evidently not that kind of girl, makin' friends, pretending to be a saint, public transportation, social interactions, TMI Thursday, tagged boston, boston T, didn't realize i was quite this passionate about nose-blowing, nose-blowing, public transportation, so much snot in this post on January 28, 2010 | 54 Comments »

NTKOG #100: The kind of self-appointed assistant deputy to public health who, when you sniffle within earshot, primly flicks you a tissue and lectures you on the dangers of backed-up nasal cavities.

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TKOG Who stows away; plus, a semi-non-giveaway

Posted in bad behavior, evidently not that kind of girl, public transportation, social interactions, tagged allston, boston T, boston's most wanted, brighton, that's cool -- my last name doesn't sound great with "hopalong" anyway on January 20, 2010 | 29 Comments »

NTKOG #94: The kind of tragic/romantic hobo-envier who throws caution to the wind — and saves a couple of bucks — by stowing away on the train.

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TKOG Who drops her pants at the drop of … more pants

Posted in bad behavior, fashion & style, food & boozin', makin' friends, public transportation, social interactions, totally am that kind of girl, tagged boston, boston no pants day, boston sos, cambridge, improv everywhere, mbta, no pants day, no pants day 2k10, taking off my dang clothes on January 11, 2010 | 33 Comments »

NTKOG #88: The kind of spontaneity-embracing girl who assaults public decency and public transportation mores by taking place in a group display of public pantslessness.

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TKOG Who traps’n'chats

Posted in bad behavior, makin' friends, may or may not be that kind of girl, public transportation, social interactions, tagged boston, flying, i favor capital punishment for people who walk slowly in airports, i hate people, in future i think i'd only try doing this at the end of a flight, logan international, talking, travel on December 30, 2009 | 18 Comments »

NTKOG #82: The kind of chatty kathy who, given four hours trapped next to you on a plane, sets out to give you a detailed personal and medical history.

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Follow-up: Date with the Dreamboat

Posted in follow-up, guys, love & sex, public transportation, social interactions, the world may never know whether i am that kind of girl, tagged date, he's just not that into you, in which i remain sanguine, texting, the mania of waiting for him to text reminded me why i have a theoretical "no text before sex" rule on December 19, 2009 | 14 Comments »

The sad conclusion of the Davis Square Dreamboat mini-saga.

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TKOG Who hits you with her digits

Posted in guys, love & sex, makin' friends, movie cliches, public transportation, social interactions, totally am that kind of girl, tagged boston T, cambridge, dating, pick-up line, seriously dudes get tickets for The Slutcracker, single on December 14, 2009 | 33 Comments »

NTKOG #77: The kind of girl who catches your eye in public then, brazen as you please, gives you her number so you can meet again.

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TKOG who … tracks you down for your own good

Posted in food & boozin', makin' friends, pretending to be a saint, public transportation, social interactions, totally am that kind of girl, tagged boston, cab, do the right thing, every bostonian i've met tells me "omg no one but tourists drink at fanueil hall" then turns around and DRINKS THERE ANYWAY, facebook, fanueil hall, good samaritan, karma, private transportation, ps: the cookie dough was delicious, saintlike behavior, taxi on December 1, 2009 | 14 Comments »

NTKOG #69: The kind of aggressively good samaritan who, upon finding some small wrong in the world, goes an extra step or two to MAKE THINGS RIGHT.

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The Kind of Girl Who … totally wigs out

Posted in bad behavior, fashion & style, may or may not be that kind of girl, movie cliches, public transportation, social interactions, totally am that kind of girl, tagged bleach blonde, boston T, bottle blonde, does the "B" in MBTA stand for BITCH?!, drag, drag queen, in which i inadvertantly reveal how much i like gossip girl, pubcrawl, public transportation, queer, seriously can we make "T-bagger" happen as boston slang? portmanteau of "T" and "douchebag", sorry about my salty language mom, subway, transgender on November 18, 2009 | 13 Comments »

NTKOG #62: The kind of girl who channels her inner diva and hits the town with obscenely platinum wannabe-starlet locks. In wig form, natch, ’cause who really has the IQ points to burn for bleach?

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