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NTKOG #114: The kind of health-obsessed model citizen who, when she wakes up half-dead from ingesting various toxins, immediately jumps out of bed to sweat. them. out.

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NTKOG #113: The kind of deeply altruistic girl who floods the streets with her tears for orphans, kittens, orphaned kittens, etc., then writes checks to ballast her compassion.

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NTKOG #111: The kind of thrifty, homey domesticator who eschews preservative-pumped store-bought bread for the fruit of her own kitchen.

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NTKOG #106: The kind of well-intentioned busybody who can’t see a stranger let out a lovelorn sigh without immediately demanding all the details then attempting to caulk his broken heart.

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NTKOG #104: The kind of placid, capable girl about the house who spurns pre-packaged this and processed that, opting to cook in grand old pioneer style.

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NTKOG #100: The kind of self-appointed assistant deputy to public health who, when you sniffle within earshot, primly flicks you a tissue and lectures you on the dangers of backed-up nasal cavities.

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TKOG #93: The kind of relentless frugal mistress of the house who can wine and dine the masses on a single blooming potato and spends nary a cent on her daily food budget.

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Sending some thank-you cards (BORING); a shout-out to Muscles, the coolest dude I’ve ever known; request for comments by people I should be following.

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NTKOG #74: The kind of girl who, when you ask her for directions around a part of town with which she is unfamiliar, stands happily for twenty minutes, rain puking from the sky, to look it up on her phone.

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NTKOG #69: The kind of aggressively good samaritan who, upon finding some small wrong in the world, goes an extra step or two to MAKE THINGS RIGHT.

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