NTKOG #112: The kind of angsty, chocolate-smeared loneyheart who spends V-Day with her equally man-hating girlfriends jabbing stickpins into the crotch of dumb-boy voodoo dolls.
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TKOG Who hates men
Posted in arts slash crafts, bad behavior, food & boozin', makin' friends, movie cliches, social interactions, totally am that kind of girl, tagged dating, men, my hangover has a hangover, single, v-day, valentine's day, you guys can we talk about how classy i am for avoiding the obvious voodoo doll/small pricks joke (which i will admit was my gchat status during said voodoo sesh) on February 16, 2010 | 35 Comments »
TKOG Who spills the bloody details
Posted in bad behavior, guys, may or may not be that kind of girl, movie cliches, social interactions, TMI Thursday, tagged awkward, judy blume, menstruation, overshare, period, PMS, seriously guys are total pussies about any mention of menstrual stuff -- man up, tampons, The Ex was a veritable saint when it came to my period -- HE would ask ME if i wanted him to buy tampons, TMI Thursday on February 11, 2010 | 39 Comments »
NTKOG #109: The kind of aggressive oversharer who uses her period as an excuse for everything and makes a valiant effort to keep the world at large up to date on her personal, uh, punctuation.
TKOG Who punches a dude
Posted in bad behavior, guys, may or may not be that kind of girl, movie cliches, public transportation, social interactions, tagged angry commuter, boston T, good thing this happened before my boxing class, i forget why i punched muscles that one time but he had it coming (probably), public transportation, punchin' a dude on February 2, 2010 | 33 Comments »
NTKOG #103: The kind of ‘roided-out angerball who, when life gives her lemons, punches a fruit vendor in his big ugly face.
TKOG who drinks straight from the bottle while strangers cheer (Guest Post by Sarah Von from Yes and Yes)
Posted in bad behavior, evidently not that kind of girl, food & boozin', guest post, movie cliches, shameless self-promotion, social interactions, tagged as a classic cocktail enthusiast this makes my heart hurt, boozin', cocktail, guest blog, guest post, kahunaville, las vegas, sarah von, yes and yes on January 27, 2010 | 24 Comments »
NTKOG: who enjoys a) fruit flavored liquor b) attracting the attention of everyone in the bar; a HILARIOUS guest post by the inimitable Sarah Von of yes and yes.
TKOG Who crashes the party
Posted in bad behavior, food & boozin', makin' friends, movie cliches, shameless self-promotion, tagged boston, boston university, chocolate, hey if any event organizers read this: sorry for slaggin' your event because it really did seem quite pleasant and to be fair we missed the powerpoint, not even a keystone copes-esque chase scene!, wine tasting on January 25, 2010 | 24 Comments »
NTKOG #98: The kind of ethically ambiguous social butterfly who doesn’t let a bouncer, cover charge or guest list get in the way of her attending a private event.
TKOG Who finds you, wherever you are
Posted in guys, learnin', love & sex, movie cliches, social interactions, totally am that kind of girl, tagged brookline, brookline booksmith, great lost love, i realize it seems like a cop-out that i asked his book advice but look if i have to choose between futilely asking a dude out for coffee or else getting book recommendations you know what i'm going f, love at first sight, missed connections, you also can give me book recommendations but not too pomo please because narrative is my bread and butter on January 12, 2010 | 23 Comments »
NTKOG #89: The kind of hopeless, anonymous romantic who meets a man at random and — after losing him in the crowd — throws a (metaphorical) note in a bottle to catch him again.
TKOG Who sends you a drink
Posted in food & boozin', learnin', makin' friends, movie cliches, social interactions, totally am that kind of girl, tagged bar trivia, barhopping, drinks, i know i know you thought i'd send a drink to a guy but in my defense is there really any way of knowing what sex curlyq considers him/herself?, sending a drink, this is not a pick-up on January 4, 2010 | 11 Comments »
NTKOG #84: The kind of brazen barhopper who likes your style and sends you a drink to prove it.
TKOG Who hits you with her digits
Posted in guys, love & sex, makin' friends, movie cliches, public transportation, social interactions, totally am that kind of girl, tagged boston T, cambridge, dating, pick-up line, seriously dudes get tickets for The Slutcracker, single on December 14, 2009 | 33 Comments »
NTKOG #77: The kind of girl who catches your eye in public then, brazen as you please, gives you her number so you can meet again.
TKOG Who … drowns in the rain for your pleasure
Posted in makin' friends, movie cliches, pretending to be a saint, social interactions, totally am that kind of girl, tagged barenaked ladies, boston, fenway, first snow, flipflops in the snow, it's a christmas miracle guys, lansdowne pub, magic, rain, snow on December 9, 2009 | 7 Comments »
NTKOG #74: The kind of girl who, when you ask her for directions around a part of town with which she is unfamiliar, stands happily for twenty minutes, rain puking from the sky, to look it up on her phone.
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TKOG Who drinks alone
Posted in bad behavior, evidently not that kind of girl, food & boozin', movie cliches, tagged alcohol, booze, clearly alcoholism is not a joke but you can heckle me in the comments if you want, correction: do not buy $3 wine that you are not planning on making sangria with, for some reason i've been kind of depressed and listless since this night -- i blame the boozin', stories i should not tell the internet on February 9, 2010 | 29 Comments »
NTKOG #107: The kind of ethanol-fueled writerly type who knocks back a snootful in the privacy of her own parlour then commences to Creating Literature.
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