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NTKOG #96: The kind of bold, forward-moving networker who meets you, takes your contact information and actually calls you to meet up afterwards.

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NTKOG #90: The kind of vapid, beauty-obsessed reality TV contestant who – not content with just photoshopping every photo of her on Facebook – resorts to real-life editing, in the form of a full-body airbrushed spraytan.

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NTKOG #89: The kind of hopeless, anonymous romantic who meets a man at random and — after losing him in the crowd — throws a (metaphorical) note in a bottle to catch him again.

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NTKOG #85:The kind of girl who, when she spots you in a room, acts on the mandate of destiny and, dude, honestly, kind of stalks you until you give her your number.

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The sad conclusion of the Davis Square Dreamboat mini-saga.

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Not an NTKOG: The kind of girl who, um, rouses her holiday spirit by watching The Slutcracker: an XXXmas burlesque revue. (Not an NTKOG because, dude, near-naked people humping vibrating candy canes onstage? Yeah, I’m kind of all about that.)

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NTKOG #77: The kind of girl who catches your eye in public then, brazen as you please, gives you her number so you can meet again.

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NTKOG #70: The kind of bar-hopper who locks eyes with her target and stalks across the room to meet him before even working out an entrance strategy.

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You know all that rigmarole about how The Bible is THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD?! Yeah, apparently the people who say that haven’t read this guest post my mom wrote about the Really Quite True story of my conception. (Hint: turkey basters and sperm-eating dogs are involved.)

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NTKOG #61: The kind of girl who — you all knew this one was coming — meets someone through an online dating service. (And then intense reflections on a QUAGMIRE OF PERSONAL DESPAIR!)

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